The cure for humanity’s impending doom is right here, in this very room. We’ve been told that Earth, our home planet for millions of years, will cease to exist, and time is almost out.

I have been blessed to have a spot out of here, while my family, deemed non-believers, didn’t. To save the human race for extinction, I know they’ll understand my departure. I will miss them dearly.

One last drink until we are saved by our extraterrestrial companions. I have grown sleepy, all of us have. We must all be asleep for them to arrive. To save humanity…